The book

Go with the flow…

But keep your plunger handy.

Stark Raving Dad

The blog
The book

Go with the flow…

But keep your plunger handy.

Stark Raving Dad

The blog
  • I love starting the New Year with a little motivation from my young ones!   While my wife and I were trying to clean up our outrageously cluttered office (and we’re still not done!)… we found this poem!!  Written by one of my boys… (perhaps a future poet laureate??) Its actually a riff on my “Ode to the Plungerman” which I’m still not sure i’ve been able to nail.  But you gotta appreciate the use of the stuck “dickcup” setting the disgruntled

 

Stark Raving Dads are formed in the fiery forges of constant motion and catastrophe. With kids – we learn we may never have a free moment again, Mom no longer appreciates our sarcastic humor, and that we weren’t completely ready. But you are not alone! There are millions of Stark Raving Dads just like you – utilizing a strong sense of self-preservation, and conveniently overlooking loaded diapers.

 

This blog is my chance to share with other Stark Raving Dads. Its also a great spot to “test drive” new poems, spotlight the “challenges” of fatherhood, and ignore the peanut butter smudges on my armrests. My parental control is being tested everyday… and it all happens – right here!

  • I love starting the New Year with a little motivation from my young ones!   While my wife and I were trying to clean up our outrageously cluttered office (and we’re still not done!)… we found this poem!!  Written by one of my boys… (perhaps a future poet laureate??) Its actually a riff on my “Ode to the Plungerman” which I’m still not sure i’ve been able to nail.  But you gotta appreciate the use of the stuck “dickcup” setting the disgruntled tone, and the fact that my son is giving me support for my “pooums”.  I’m not sure about the “pot” – probably the potty?…after all, we are talking a toilet plungering poem. Honestly, while this really made me laugh, it also made me feel really good.  These little fellows who inspired all the pain and angst for these poems, are also everything that matters.  And their support means a lot.  Sigh.  A good way to start the year......

  • This is the year!!  Stay tuned…...

Stark Raving Dads are formed in the fiery forges of constant motion and catastrophe. With kids – we learn we may never have a free moment again, Mom no longer appreciates our sarcastic humor, and that we weren’t completely ready. But you are not alone! There are millions of Stark Raving Dads just like you – utilizing a strong sense of self-preservation, and conveniently overlooking loaded diapers.

 

This blog is my chance to share with other Stark Raving Dads. Its also a great spot to “test drive” new poems, spotlight the “challenges” of fatherhood, and ignore the peanut butter smudges on my armrests. My parental control is being tested everyday… and it all happens – right here!

RESPONSIBILITY ARRIVES ON THE

WINDS OF DIAPER CHANGE.

Stark Raving Dad